Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - Pokérock theme song lyrics

[Verse 1] I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was! Too bad I'm sh*t like all the rest PokeRock is the cause! His muscles are so damn big They are no match for me! PokeRock is just the best And I'm a jabroni! [Chorus] POKEROCK! (y'can't catch the rock) It's you or me You candya** jabroni! POKEROCK! Oh, I just can't win When i smell what he's cookin'! POKEROCK! The people's champ When I see him my pants get damp! That b*tch stole my Pikachu POKEEEROOOCK! You can't catch the Rock!