Well I'm a motherf**er yes this I will admit She made a TV dinner and she made me cum on it My dad was outta town, my sister went to school And I ain't been inside of it since 1962 Yeah she kisses me goodnight She made me eat my tongue She gave me my allowance And told me I was hung We keep it in the family It's sick and kinda sad My shrink says I been drinking Cuz "you think you're your dad" What's the word? Ba-ba-ma-mah-motherf**er I'm a motherf**er, I'm a motherf**er I'm a motherf**er I f** my mo mow mama motherf**er