Dust Brothers - Friendship lyrics

Friendship is rare Do you know what I'm saying to you? Friendship is rare My derriere When you find out much later That they don't really care It's rare... to me Can't you see It's rare... to me Can't you see? Oh sh**, there's a bear Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy Also that chair? We're fighting a bear Now your life's in great danger And you don't even care It's rare... to me Can't you see? It's rare... to me Can't you see? It's rare... to me Say a prayer... for me Cuz it's rare to be in Tenacious D Friends will be friends - they're running naked in the sand Friends holding hands - they'll someday surely form a band Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends Friends will be friends - they're running naked in the sand Friends holding hands - they'll someday surely form a band Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends As long as there's a record deal we'll always be... friends..... yeah