Dust Brothers - City Hall lyrics

[Verse 1] All you people up there in City Hall You're f**ing it up for the people that's in the streets This is a song for the people in the streets Not the people City Hall All you motherf**ers in the streets it's time to rise up Come along children and f**ing rise [Verse 2] Lots of times when me and KG are watching All the f**ing sh** that goes down at City Hall We get the feeling we should f** sh** up Yeah we should f**ing start a riot A riot! [Verse 3] We have 'em screaming in the streets We have 'em tipping over sh** and breaking f**ing windows of small businesses And setting f**ing fires And setting f**ing fires And setting f**ing fires [Verse 4] And then after the smoke is cleared And the rubble has been swept away Me and KG will peek out our heads We've been watching the riots on a monitor, twenty floors below sea level From a bunker We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the ba*tards of City Hall *manical laughter* But now what will we do? We must rebuild But who will lead us in the rebuilding pro-cess Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how And the elbow grease To lead us to a new land No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead Alright, we'll do it [Chorus 2] We'll lead as two kings We'll lead as two kings A-ha-haaaa (We'll lead as two Kings) How-how We'll lead as Two Kings [Verse 5] The first decree is to legalize marijuana The tyranny and the bullsh**'s gone on too long You old f**ing shrivs who blocked it's legalization You're banished from the land [Chorus 2] We'll lead as two kings We'll lead as two kings A-haaaaaaa-ha-ha (we'll lead as Two Kings) Ha-a-ha Lead as two kings [Verse 6] The second decree No more pollution, no more car exhaust Or ocean dumpage From now on, we will travel in tubes [Chorus 2] We'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah We'll f**in' lead as two kings [Verse 7] Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately (Tube technology) Chop, chop, let's go Third decree No more Rich people And poor people From now on, we will all be the same Ummm... I don't know I gotta think about that [Chorus 2] We'll lead as two kings Ah yeah, ah-yeah-ha-ah-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ho-hee Ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ohhh [Spoken word 1] JB: Oh my God KG: Ahh... What JB: Dude, the red phone is flashing KG: Oh, yeah JB: Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings KG: Who is it JB: What? No! No f**ing way KG: What JB: Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there KG: Oh my God... what JB: Dude, I gotta stay here KG: Why do I have to go JB: Please! Please KG: Oh, God, okay JB: Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament All right Parliament, I know this is f**ed up But Rage, he can't be king anymore Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees Seriously, let's make him "Duke" Like a kick a** "Duke" Or "Leader Formerly Known as King," but, uh-oh, he's coming back [Chorus 2] We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes We'll really lead as two kings [Spoken word 2] KG: Uh, dude JB: Rage KG: I went all over Idaho JB: Yeah? KG: Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere JB: What? There was no famine KG: Yeah, there was no famine, no JB: Dude KG: I don't know what's uh... JB: A toast... KG: A toast... JB: Long live "The D" KG: Long live "The D" (Clinking of gla**es during a toast) JB: Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine KG: What? JB: For the good of the land KG: Ye poi- I poisoned your's, ha ha, as well JB & KG: Noooooooooooooo! [Chorus 3] City, city, city, city, city, city, sh**ty sh**ty, city, sh**ty, sh**ty, city, city, sh**ty Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall [Verse 8] People inside me are asking me to smoke up City Hall Cause no one here is talking People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall Cause no one here is rockin' People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall Cause everyone is rock-'em sock-'em Robots Everyone is rock-'em sock-'em Robots Everyone is rock-'em sock-'em GO! OH! *messy fingerpicked guitar outro* JB: Don't...cut that part out KG: We've got it JB: Um, do you believe in God KG: I believe, I believe JB: You do KG: I believe in God. I believe in God JB: *laughs* Y'do-- KG: I believe in God JB: *laughs* Do you KG: I believe in God [One minute of time elapses] [HIDDEN TRACK: MALIBU NIGHTS] [Intro] KG: Yeah, but you didn't f**ing come out with this one *Plays riff* JB: I got some lyrics [Verse 1] Malibu nights, tangerine dreams Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams Mali-bu, making a poo Stinky poo, looking at you Because it's time for my breakfast It's time for some cheese It's time for the stink Time for the breeze Time for the Hal-eeeeee