Dust Brothers - Car Thief lyrics

Some static started... In the pool hall Hit a motherf**er's face with the cue ball And I met this girl, she tried to gank me So I smacked her in the booty with a plank, B Cause me and my crew are out breaking windows The Bingo, the lotto, you know I'll never win those Possession is half the law I had my routines before all y'all Your whole life is coming apart at the seams You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines See I'm a city slicker I, I ain't no townie Right now, I wish I had another hash brownie And like Ricky always said, you've got to toke and pa** Or Mookie's gonna' kick your motherf**ing a** Try to take what isn't yours like a Goddamn rat See I, personally, I wouldn't even wanna' go out like that I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it I don't buy cheeba, I grow it ("I'm a farmer") People always trying to get next to me I had a beautiful experience on ecstasy I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer Because I had to deal with a money-hungry miser Had a caine filled Kool with my man, Rush Rush Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush You be doing nose candy on the Bowie coke mirror My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her You can't deny me, you always want to try me Yo, you're just gonna get your a** kicked Homeboy, throw in the towel Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast Smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters Sitting in the White House pulling their peters Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street The only cop with a rope chain when he's walking the beat So like a sneaky pouch time-bomb ticking A-like the beat to my rhyme just kicking Space cake cookies I discover who I am I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man Five-oh caught me now I'm going to the mountains Said good-bye to my girl, my lawyer and accountants My mind is kinda rhyming and I think I oughta think So I'm rockin all the rhymes, and I'll have another drink So the lights are flashing, my mind is spinning I feel like it is always the beginning Of another rhyme I'm rapping, emceeing, I rock You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped