Durrty Goodz - Licence to Sk** lyrics

[Intro - Durrty Goodz] Hello? Yeah hello there, excuse me I wonder if you can help me, umm I've got a meeting today with the MD My name's Durrty Doggz, yeah Shall I just sign in there, yeah? Ok, do you know what floor it's gonna be on? Oh what the top floor yeah? Top floor yeah? Aight, cheers mate, yeah Aight, cheers [Verse 1 - Durrty Goodz] I was in the record label's elevator on the way to the top I got up to the 13th floor, then the lift got stuck I was trapped, (sh**) now the only way for me to get loose Was to go through the roof, so I'm standing on the top of the lift But check this, I can't believe what I saw, a secret floor With a room and the sign said "Collie" on the door But it's what was going on inside that was raw So I got down, got low, creeping, got closer, saw a board room meeting I couldn't see the face of the guy that was speaking But instincts are telling me, it's Mr. Bigs He was smoking a f*g, stroking a cat (Hahahaha) With an intricate plot to program the kids Discussing not to sign all the good talent But don't ever put 'em out and control the biz Now I'm doing all sorts of ninja maneuvers Just to hear the talk and I heard them He said the first step of the plan Is bringing success by calling black music urban The UnRealistic Black Artist Network He said "Let's make a toast 'fore we sign the next jerk His name's Durrty Doggz and he's got potential So it's essential we get smoke credentials" They were burning candles I was speed cus I couldn't get no bars on my phone And don't get on my contacts Roll like a spiritual comeback So I had to change my name up to Durrty Goodz on the contract (Run, Run) Is what brain said But the heart said get 'im (Blah) So don't make 'em k** me, but I'll go to prison And most of the youtes won't see the vision So I gotta accomplish the mission [Hook - Durrty Goodz] Ring ding a ding ding, ring ding dig a dig a dong dong It's Durrty Goodz on a mission like James Bond I gotta tell you what the majors have been on So we do it like Ring ding a ding ding, ring ding dig a dig a dong dong It's Durrty Goodz on a mission like James Bond Before the UK music scene's gone [Verse 2 - Durrty Goodz] I'm in a rush can't panic and feet acrobatic Got a view and I would say the man was satanic I was sweating from the heat, but I heard there was speech Now I got to find a way back out to the streets Cus these are faces I've seen, like Robbie the black lawyer Tommy Botticelli, the other guy days from semi with a belly They were watching Ross Kemp with a sat-man on the telly I felt like to bun him, but it's best goods not Cus these were the guys that got Westwood shot With Logan or Cameo fightin for a spot But the plan's to seperate grime, dubstep and hip-hop They say they're gonna keep man catchin 'em whiley And while we doin that, they'll be catchin 'em slyly I gotta escape and get busy Cus these are the same horsemen that's been chasin Dizzee [Hook - Durrty Goodz] Ring ding a ding ding, ring ding dig a dig a dong dong It's Durrty Goodz on a mission like James Bond I gotta tell you what the majors have been on So we do it like Ring ding a ding ding, ring ding dig a dig a dong dong It's Durrty Goodz on a mission like James Bond Before the UK music scene's gone [Verse 3 - Durrty Goodz] Now I gotta get to my pro tools at (?) headquaters Cus these man'll eat me for starters They say they've "got Lamar singing like he's Frank Sinatra" So we forget about Afrika Bambaataa They say we "get the top DJs in UK" Put 'em on digital airways Call it 1xtra make 'em think it's Radio 1 Believe I'm on a trip 'til the radio's gone They say they've "took over BBC and they Spreadin' a virus called MP3s" So you don't run to the store You download for free So you don't invest into your own MCs They're shuttin down clubs Cus you grime men are warrin' They're gonna pull the plug on the rewind forum They've got business issues And they plan to put it on TV and call it "Jizzy Tissue" Bare face actin' upon heads through the staircase Walkin' through the fire it was something casual Got a must to tell people what I'd heard That they're gonna want Chano on two new channels(?) And I got past reception And as I left the building my phone got reception And a message from a private number And the text on the screen said "Take Back the Scene" [Hook x2 - Durrty Goodz] Ring ding a ding ding, ring ding dig a dig a dong dong It's Durrty Goodz on a mission like James Bond I gotta tell you what the majors have been on So we do it like Ring ding a ding ding, ring ding dig a dig a dong dong It's Durrty Goodz on a mission like James Bond Before the UK music scene's gone And I'm out [Outro]