Dunkey - Rap Notes lyrics

[Intro: Brooks + Sky Williams] Heyo, my n***a, have you seen that new patch? There's NO buffs. You're gonna have to just rap these nerfs with me, low-key. But my name is DJ Buffs! Those names were corny as f** anyway. MC Nerfs?! Yo, on demacia fam, you just gotta to s** it up. If you feelin' any type of way about it, you gon' have to rap that sh**. Alright, whatever.. Jamba by Tyler, The Creator begins playing [Verse 1: Sky Williams] Riot made Scar nerf the Stars then that n***a told me "make yo bars ignite" But now this barn yard bluffin' card throwin' yarn, but don't worry it's alright Huh, SIKE! Using only red Highlighters, you f**ing liars! I'mma find the firefighters that Riot hired with pliers Like a marionette with wires and I ain't talking Freddy This patch is pretty much all nerfs, y'all ready? (Ay, Riot got ears bro, you need to chill) Ok, ok, I'll stop! From the makers of Gold Fakers and Rumbles and Bard Tops Poppy gets a little chop sloppy but she still on lock Damage nerf turned her left hook into a hard knock Life -- without the chance of parole Aurelion Sol, he's getting nerfed from platinum to gold And n***a we cold, he ain't more than a week old From a strong grip to a weak hold Now a little sip from a deep gulp, with no pulp -- please! [Hook: VideoGameDunkey, Sky Williams] Ow, looks like they're nerfing Udyr's sh**? Um.. Probably 'cause this game s**s dick! Wow, Corki's damage basically sh**, umm-- --Probably 'cause this game s**s dick! [Interlude: Leah] Lissandra's hair moves more realistically and looks super pretty Lux's shield comes back to her faster now, And Irelia's Q cost and she does more damage! Wow! [Verse 2: Chief Brooks] This b**h Soraka finally f**ing took the bat And look at that, RIot's best idea since the Marksman patch They raised her mana costs, so early game you probably lost Unless you got the mana runes or Manamune, bananas cost I ban Jhin, so I can regulate the loss offense I lost my friends, how does mana captivate an audience? Dancing grenades got hit, they had to walk a bit Like Rammus when he flashes to a minion trying to taunt a fizz Hand me the patch notes, I grope and stroke and swallow it Then spit it back with bars intact My Twitter game, you follow it Destined to try and call a pick The Nerf boy's got Nerf balls And altoids faster than f**ing hollow tips I'm staring straight at Morgana's tits And every f**ing game infamous bot lane goes 0 and 6 I don't recall if my base exists They nerfed Zed but gave a hair buff to Liss? My ulti missed? [Outro: VideoGameDunkey] .. Probably 'cause this game s**s dick!