Dunkey - Final Boss lyrics

[Verse 1] Take your partner by the hand If he is a man, you're gay If you think that's f**ing queer Watch me playing Tryndamere Now wash my pots and clean my pans Stick your dick in a pringles can Drank some beer and beat my wife She stabbed me in the face with a carving knife Max my E and max my Q Drink some whiskey, steal this blue This ain't right, I'm going back Statikk Shock's supposed to be black Now watch me do this rodeo And smoke this weed and snort some blow How come Dunkey never die? Fly, fly, PIZZA PIE! Heyyyyyyyy, s**y fish O-O-O-O Oppa Spongebob style Heyyyyyyyy, Mr. Krabs O-O-O-O Hey fellas, it's Tim McGraw Pet my head and shake my paw Slap my a** and s** my balls Tell Charlene to hold my calls Chadahoochie Hoochie choochie O-O-O-O-Oh sh**! [Verse 2] Steal all my jokes, steal all my vids Water 'em down and make 'em for kids Look at this sh** at the top of the list Do me a favor and cease to exist What does it look like when Dunkey is pissed? Something like that, something like this! When will I stop? When the gas prices drop When the ghetto black people stop hating the cops Family of five, found to be dead Must've been one of my verses they read Hey my name's Sky, did you guys know? I'm black and I'm gay and I shove it down everyone's throats everyday! *inaudible Vietnamese* I'm SivHD *inaudible Vietnamese* What am I saying? Nobody knows! Maybe he knows! Here is my face, here are my tits I don't show anything, who gives a sh**! Maybe you should do a cover of "ears" By stopping those terrible lyrics I hear! Chicken Alfredo, Chicken Alfredo Hey y'all, I'm a f**in' potato! Now that I'm the recognized Messiah With my final verse, I'll knock your headphones back to China You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out You do the Hokey Pokey and you shake it all about!