Duncecap - Sea Shanty lyrics

I was sailing along till the boom damned boomed me A Dove how i'd love to be a book and a movie Too complex to tie a gosh darn clove hitch Knots when the knots past, make sure it holds ship Cold gets lone, home, talisman of love Is the anchor that i need and from the people that i run with Fun gets air dry, hobby turns to ''oh sh**'' Pretty sure i'm not alone stranded in the ocean What, what what is that? I gotta flair gun, air horn, some nice slacks And it's probably the loch ness thats on my mind My boat, probably should go take a nap or smoke This is what we do this is how we act Gotta make air last from this capsized gap Sneak out the hatch , and swim real fast While this a**hole snack on dads cat boat mast (sfx) Kerplunk, ker smash Grab gear to f** sh**, gun flares attack Never had to a k** a beast defeat for my life First time , not trying to get eat and die (creature roar) Oh! it sees inside Well theres not much time now for piece of mind Hey f**er - you can choke on this new food Here goes nothing, you ain't Cthulhu How the hell am I gon' make it Losing light and speed and strength I never thought id be battle worn Never thought that i would die Well, here it goes, nothing, one last stretch And here it goes, nothing, cheating d**h I'm seeing the, glimmer but my lungs Won't let me rise up to the task