Duke Special - Wanda, Darling Of The Jockey Club lyrics

I was a waiter at the Jockey Club And though the great and the good would all come Wanda was feted above everyone They threw a banquet in her honour Me the lucky man to wait upon her Wanda, oh Wanda Oh to go on crazy day trips With that famous aviatrix Wanda, oh Wanda Darling of the Jockey Club She wanted to be the first one to do The journey from Greenland down to Peru But she got thirsty near Kalamazoo So she took a quick spin 'cross the Rockies just to have a Gin Sling at the Jockey's Wanda, oh Wanda Oh to go on crazy day trips With that champion aviatrix Wanda, oh Wanda Darling of the Jockey Club While waiting tables I noticed this guy Trying to take all the j**els he could find I was just able to stop him in time Well you don't get far if you get hit o- -ver the head with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Wanda, oh Wanda Oh to go on lazy day trips With that famous aviatrix Wanda, oh Wanda Darling of the Jockey Club But in a rotten turn of events The champagne popped, the head waiter got drenched I was sacked on the spot, Wanda, she was incensed She said to me, hey, Mr Waiter Would you like to be my Navigator? Wanda, oh Wanda And now we go on lazy day trips Me and my sweet aviatrix Wanda, oh Wanda When it's five o'clock we fly across the Rockies and dine out at the Jockey Club