DUCK THOMAS Duck Thomas got his eye on the cosmos Never gonna settle for a blue rock (oh no!) He came, he saw, he conquered Now he's moving on to the middle of Andromeda A rocket splits the sky Carries him away from the gla**y eyes Of a planet that is headed for disastrous times The duck won't settle just to stop and whine So he blasts off Into the solar system where the stars are twitchin' There's talk of an alien invasion Just the Duck but his rhymes are ragin' HOOK There's a starman quacking from on high DUCK THOMAS Oh look! It's a civilization Nestled in the middle of galactic wastelands They hear the starman quackin' Now they're on the path to a new enlightenment Let me break it down step by step He's lept into unmet elect To the pinnacle of avian rep The other birds envious of his threat To Sirius, the most luminous star? There's just no doubt: the Duck by far He illuminates Centaurus, the Milky Way and Magellanic Clouds Well it seems you doubt Let me rea**ure, this Duck's got clout When the Universe tried to off itself It was rallied by a mallard's yelp