Dual Core - Natural 20s lyrics

[Verse 1: Int 80] It's time for adventure if you're willing and able So let's take it from the MUD to the tops of the table To the floor, to the attic, to the basement where it stays To the nerdcore underworld (now that's a long way) Can't go alone but it's time to start play Better join the campaign, magic cla** arcane Grab another character, here comes The Rappist To the party has been added start the conjuring and castin' Settle more scores, transform the Dark Lord Level four force, pin opponents to the dart board Dice in your hand (here) give it a try Shake 'em up, close your eyes, make a wish and let fly Look, there's a Random, better run while we can Oh wait, never mind, he's the guy from Mega Ran Gotta rally the troops, it's no time for forfeit The party moves north, like six four in orbit Pray through the gates, always ready to skate Better level up quick before you meet an early fate Now I heard there's a Jesse who lives in these parts And he ever so Dangerously mastered the arts A crazy collection of sorcery and spells From the rising of nerdcore his sk**s had excelled And nearby's a Frontalot, but it looks like he's screwed So I ran as the Front was being eaten by a grue Normally I'd help, I felt bad for shying off But I'd rather take my chances up against the final boss There's reason for the company, gold is the goal So the Spamtec crew had my clicks on a roll Engulfed in the darkness ambush by attackers Then to the rescue it's my man YTCracker Prepare for engagement, hope I battle well Way to tell slaying elves inside of Shadowfell [Hook] Raise your hand if you got mad sk**s Keep it up if you got mad k**s Make a fist if your party's always ready Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s Raise your hand if you got mad sk**s Keep it up high if you got mad k**s Make a fist if your party's always ready Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s I put on my robe and wizard hat... [Verse 2: Int 80] Now this is an adventure, or some would say a game A study done in strategy of legendary fame Let me introduce, though you prob'ly know his name It's Jim Darkmagic, but you can call him James A little bit strange, at least from the standard But this family of magicians is renowned in New Hampshire Finally settled on a god with Avandra But shopped around first and almost ended up with mothra In search of irontooth all the way up in the keep But it was too steep, hit a pit that's too deep And here come the rats - no way of escapin' They want to go home play it safe in Winterhaven Running out of options with all the rodents swarming Maximum damage with a blast of flame scorching A critical hit inflicted on the enemies Cause Jim's always rolling with the NATURAL 20s [Hook] Raise your hand if you got mad sk**s Keep it up if you got mad k**s Make a fist if your party's always ready Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s Raise your hand if you got mad sk**s Keep it up high if you got mad k**s Make a fist if your party's always ready Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s Raise your hand if you got mad sk**s Keep it up if you got mad k**s Make a fist if your party's always ready Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s Raise your hand if you got mad sk**s Keep it up high if you got mad k**s Make a fist if your party's always ready Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s (single, no double up) I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist Because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid Robots are trying to drill my brain But my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack Leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics The cold war ends Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him