Dry k** Logic - Saturday (Skit) lyrics

[Knocking] [Pops:] Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're music's too loud! Turn it down! [Logic: Rapping] Reppin' G-Burg Take time Rape rhyme When I [?] [Pops barges in] [Pops:] What the hell going on in here with all this noise? [Logic:] Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man? [Pops:] Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis or Nat King Cole! [Logic:] sponsored links Dad... [Pops:] Who the hell are these people rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains. [Logic:] Aw, man... c'mon... [Pops:] What the hell is going with [?] today? [Logic:] (Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream. [Pops:] Well, you better wake up! [Logic:] See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand. [Pops:] Why ain't you in school? [Logic:] Dad, it's Saturday. [Pops:] Oh yeah, okay. It is Saturday. [Logic:] Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday. [Pops:] Alright then... Get a job! [Logic:] Get a job? [Pops:] Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator. [Logic:] N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man! [Pops:] Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours! [Logic:] Dad, stop. [Pops:] That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that! [Logic:] Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop! [Pops:] b**h, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've seen in my life! [Logic:] Oh my God... Dad! Dad... why you always...? [Pops:] Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!" [Logic:] Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man! [Pops:] I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her! [Logic:] Oh my God... [Pops:] Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'! [Logic:] You do this every day. [Pops:] She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew! [Logic:] You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you. [Pops:] Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties! [Logic:] What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad! [Pops:] Booty! Booty! [?] booty! [Logic:] No! Ew! Oh, God! [Pops:] Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]! [Logic:] Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my... [Pops:] Big bang! Big bang! Big bang! [Logic:] Dad... Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'm a call Child Services, alright? [Pops:] You gon- You gonna call Child Services [Logic:] Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail. [Pops:] Go ahead! [Logic:] Tsst. Oh man... [Pops:] I need the silence. [Logic:] Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I- [Pops:] I'm a let you. I'm a let you do your things. Do your things! I used to sing like The Tentation [Logic:] The Tentation, yeah. [Pops: Singing] I got sunshiiiiine [Logic:] Oh my God... Dad... [Pops:] From when you hear me sing, boy! [Logic:] Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme- [Pops:] Alright. Look, son... [Logic:] Yeah, yeah? [Pops:] If you're gonna do this... [Logic:] Uh-huh... [Pops:] Not run the streets, causing trouble... [Logic:] Alright... [Pops:] And make the music [Logic:] Alright... [Pops:] I'll support you. [Logic:] Aight, damn... [Pops:] Right? [Logic:] Yeah- Yeah. [Pops:] Where's your momma's phone number? [Logic:] What? He- Hey... [Pops:] [?] for me and that pretty white woman. [Logic:] Dad, stop! [Pops:] Whew... whew!