Drrty Pharms - Crystal Is A Boy's Best Friend lyrics

M4MW when I double team f** a b**h with a couple Ds They can cuckold me I brought the whip and they got the weed They can light it as DP DPs 'til this b**h bleeds Feeling co*ky, but I'm cucky 'Cause my dick size is s**y But I'm lovin' all the b**hes that are touchin' me Everything's hot but her free will, bu*terfree My Caterpie is hardening Your b**h will soon be martyred to a harder D Not talkin 'bout The Office when I say she's taking BBC Or Ed, Edd and Eddy when she gettin' double D Hop on Grindr, tryina find some interracial 'Cause your b**h is insatiable I'm peelin' off her facial And clownin' bloody creampies, they whiter than my nasal As she gapin' round the hazel dick, plummeting appraisal Next thing, my n***a Ziggy And his Pig have brought the whip to pick me and smoke meth 'til I'm sickly Lookin' twiggy as I relapse 3 Pabsts I'm takin' dopey key bumps so I'll relax I'm stressin' 'bout the future like a Jetson I'm testin', but soon I'll overdo it Finna cut my dick off cause I'm Jewish But screw it I'm like YOLO I be that white n***a in Jordans and a Polo I run New York, b**h, you can call me Cuomo My reading list is po mo These hoes like my photos Now go f** a h*mo Crystal is a boy's best friend Smoke 30 rocks of Tina on West End My special crystal meth blend My life's been like Breaking Bad since my bad breakup I miss my ex, I miss the s**, I'm on that grey and beige dust I'm hoping you'll feel pity as I self-destruct I'm hella f**ed, slowly decaying as I smoke on a vanilla Dutch But, really, I just hope that you'll feel bad for me A tragedy, I'm tweaking as I'm jerking off my shriveled up Caterpie