Dropkick Murphys - First Cla** Loser lyrics

Have you ever had a family Or a friend that drove you crazy, Or a folk or a neighbour Without noxious fool of lazy? The type of guy you’d cross six lanes Of traffic to avoid, He’s always got his handout, He’s wicked unemployed. You can’t ditch him, you can’t lose him. There is no place you can hide. He’s a boy, he’s a jerk. He’s everything that you despise. But you can’t just tune him out Because he’s too loud to ignore. When he shows up at your house You k** the lights and hit the floor. Cause he’s a first cla** loser! He’s a first cla** loser! He’s a first cla** loser, which nobody can deny! He’s a first cla** loser! He’s not my type of guy. His personality is impervious To reason or suggestion. He can’t take a hint And he always says he’s welcome. He’s nobody’s friend. Yeah he’s hated by all reasons. He only cares about himself. He parks in handicap spaces. Cause he’s a first cla** loser! He’s a first cla** loser! He’s a first cla** loser, I stab him in the eye! He’s a first cla** loser! He’s not my type of guy. We’ve all got some loser in our spot And aim a full time job. I may be a little differ called But I’m not a total nut. I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him, Punch him watch him as he falls. I’m gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the balls. He’s a first cla** loser! He’s a first cla** loser! He’s a first cla** loser, which nobody can deny! He’s a first cla** loser! He’s not my type of guy. He’s a first cla** loser, he makes me wanna cry! He’s a first cla** loser! I wouldn’t miss him if he died. (Oh, oh no) (What, what? Come on. You know what I’m saying.)