Dream Mclean - Bastard lyrics

You know what? I just woke up in a come with a bo*er I think that last Corona made me sober Maybe I just died, maybe I'm just high 'cause I just turned my main b**h to my lady on the side I'm a couple cake short, over slacks you thought you could try You thought I wasn't naughty but knives You gonna have the lord on your side But I swear more than one of you squares You'll die, like the plow for dice She was into stuff, I got her to pick me up Now I'm playing Fifa, while I am getting my willy s**ed Just conceded to go, but I don't give a f** 'Cause I'm getting my willy s**ed I'm going for help, I'm going I know so But before I go, I wanna go to the mobos Roll out the black carpet 'Cause I'm a f**ing mixed race, black ba*tard John Terry agrees, I tell a blonde girl on your knees Baby show me how you raps more fun She asked how you doing I replied your mum She was like awesome I was like you're dumb, ah And it don't make any sense But nor does the fracture broads Living on my balls and she don't pay any rent Don't be taking offense, to what I'm taking again What I'm saying again, f** it Couple bad b**hes, both trying to s** mine At the same time got a n***a feeling tongue tied If like s**s, let it s** nice Both double d's, two girls, one cop size This could get political shortly Body in my pants and it isn't the tories I told her you got 5 second to leave 1, 2 ,3 4, 5, get on your knees She says she ain't s**ing me I wonder if T baggins a cup of tea Motherf**er, straight from the gutter Plus I only love her if she makes me a copper I only love her if her face says she's coming You had 3 whole minutes, you could have faked it or something Or summit, oh well, the world's still spinning As long as your wallet is still fat and the girls still fell me Yeah, yeah, I guess I really am a f**ing ba*tard