Dratchface - DOOM Thang lyrics

[Skit] "Hahaha! The hippity-hop" "It's like this and like that and like this and-a, it's like that and like this and like that and...this" [Sampled audio] "That's not a joke." "It's a funny observation!" "Safety is everyone's business. We can all stay out of harm's way just by following a few simple rules. When you're out in public, always check to make sure there are no spies following you. If you see a spider on your shirt, roll! Roll on the ground! Spiders are icky. Don't let your parents drive backwards in the rain, it's just not safe." "Doof deen ew! Doof!" [Verse 1: Dratchface] I'm a supervillain, just chillin', but willin' to k** a million Feelin' familiar feelin's and spillin' personal sh** to my few fans So put your two hands in the air, folks 'Til you look like scarecrows that teared holes in their clothes Beware, homes, if you fear those whose hair grows over his stare-holes And looks thinner than bare bones So don't you dare go compare yo sh** to my rare gold I'm embarra**ed fo' ya, I told ya, not even fair [Sampled audio] "D'oh!" [Refrain] But you don't hear me d'oh! (x4) "If dad needs to take a nap, tell him to do it in the bed! That's what they're made for." Yeah, Dratchface! Painfully White! 2014! All year long! That's how long it's gonna be 2014! b**hes "And never ever let your dog drive the car."