Dr Syntax - My Night lyrics

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! Oi! Dr. Syntax? Can I have a word please? Umm… Excuse me? Excuse me? (Verse 1) Excuse me, hi; my name is Blah Bah Blah I'm a friend of a guy you once met in some bar On some night, in some town Yeah, you were some star on the open mic Word is you showed some cla** And some honeys asked when you're coming back Ever since you showed up, the locals don't even want to rap You've got a gift kid That's some sick sh** You wanna get yourself around; make some quids quick Yeah, anyway, what I meant to say Me and my mate are putting on nights now And you could get to play And obviously you'd be getting paid You're interested? Great! That's settled then, let's set a date I'll put you down for a support slot For someone known, who performs lots You might have bought his stuff, he's got loads out and it's all hot And I've got no doubt he's gonna go down a sure shot But he won't get all the props Your show's rowdy, and the whole crowd'll treat you like you're some sort of God I'll call you in the week before it's on, it's gonna be awesome! I'll leave you with that thought then I'm gone (Chorus x2) Come to my night You're someone that the punters might like ‘Cos you're wily, high, plus you're the right price So that's why I'm acting like Mr. Nice Guy All smiles; never showing you my sly side (Verse 2) Come to my night It's gonna be f**ing dope Champagne reception No expenses spared You're the star mate We're gonna put you on – whoa, such an honour! Ah, hi! Nice to see you made it It's a shame you couldn't make the sound check around 8-ish But that's cool, we'll sort the levels out I can't really stop and chat though, it's getting pretty stressful now What's that? They won't let your mate in Even though you explained your both supposed to be playing I'll see what I can do But I can't promise great things Security's tight and they take some persuading Yeah, I had a word and what they're now saying Is absolutely no one else is getting in without paying I know it sounds lame but But if your mate pays now we'll sort him out later without failure We'll settle all debts of course Oh yeah, do you mind if you go on earlier than we said before? The main act said there's 4 of his friends on tour So that means there's an extra set in store I'd love to get you all a drink but our budget is f**ed So I'm sorry, but we really can't stretch it more The other guy that's playing is hibernating in his hotel where we left a 100 pound rider waiting I'm afraid there's no back room Oh that room? Sorry man, that's for the other rap group They're some really bad dudes, known for acting uncouth So the only way you're getting in is if they wanna shag you I know you don't feel valued But that's too bad Management rules; I run it how I have to Remember when we said you have some cash due? Well that rumour that we can't afford to pay? Hmmm… that's true We made a major loss today Sorry mate, there's only enough to cover travel costs you paid Next time, we'll have some profits raised Money in our coffers and we'll offer you a proper wage What you mean we don't show you respect? Don't let a little recognition go to your head It's us that put you on, so you owe us a debt You should just be chuffed with any f**ing show you can get Come to my night Naah!