Dr. Macdoo - Scottish Ghost (Extra Extra) lyrics

Last night down by the old town I walked through harbour lane When a monkey and this gorgeous blonde Stepped up and called my name We have something to show you So good you can't deny Authentic scottish ghosties Imported from Shanghai I bought these scary monsters The extra special kind Invisible to simple folks But not the masterminds Though if you look and nothing's there Relax and trust my eyes You think it's just a door or chair It's them in there disguise Chorus: Extra extra Scottish ghost for sale Scottish ghost for sale Turn your parents pale Extra extra Scottish ghost for sale A perfect gift for you and all your friends It seem I have a problem I haven't sold a ghost They laugh and say I'm crazy Though I give them tea and toast I called my cousin Lee MacDong And sold the goods to him A wizard millionaire from Flong Whose eyes are rather dim Chorus*3