She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar And she rules this smokey kingdom And her scepter is a wine gla** And a bar stool is her throne. And the jesters flock around her And fight to win her favor And see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home. She arrives in all her splendor Every night at nine o'clock And her chariot is the crosstown bus That stops right down the block. The old piano minstrel Plays her song as she walks in. And the Queen of the Silver Dollar is home again. She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar And she rules this smokey kingdom And her scepter is a wine gla** And a bar stool is her throne. And the jesters flock around her And fight to win her favor And see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home. Her royal gown is a satin dress That's stained and slightly torn; Her sparkling j**els are rhinestones And her shoes are scuffed and worn From the many roads she's traveled And the wondrous sights she's seen I watch her and I pray, God save the Queen. She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar And she rules this smokey kingdom And her sceptre is a wine gla** And a bar stool is her throne. And the jesters flock around her And fight to win her favor And see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home. The Queen of the Silver Dollar Is not as haughty as she seems. She was once an ordinary girl With ordinary dreams. 'Til I found her and I won her And I brought her to this world. Yes I'm the one who made a queen Of a simple country girl. She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar And she rules this smokey kingdom And her sceptre is a wine gla** And a bar stool is her throne. And the jesters flock around her And fight to win her favor And see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home.