I was seventeen years old that day I was trying to find a woman for my birthday So I made up my mind, and I didn't waste no time And I took my daddy's Caddy down the freeway Had a pocketful of bait, it was gettin' kinda late It was bumper next to bumper on the highway Sittin' jammed up tight, looked over to my right There was a hitchhikin' honey goin' my way About four years older than me Biggest dang woman that I ever did see But that sure didn't seem to matter She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her And I scored When I saw that pretty thumb, I motioned her to come And she smiled and looked at me a little sideways I said "Come on jump inside, we'll take a little ride" And she said "Awright little man, let's go to my place" About four years older than me Biggest dang woman that I ever did see But that sure didn't seem to matter She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her And I scored But that was long ago, now there's lots of things I know And there's been a lot of parties wasn't bad I've learned a lot since then, but I still remember when I got the best piece of cake I ever had About four years older than me Biggest dang woman that I ever did see But that sure didn't seem to matter She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her And I scored