Dr. Frank - She Turned Out to Be Crazy lyrics

Justine was seventeen, I picked her up on the high-school green She had a smile, I had a flask, she had a while before her next cla** But she turned out to be crazy and she just wouldn't stop She kept calling me, she kept following me And her dad was a cop If I hadn't've gave her my address It wouldn't've been quite so bad She turned out to be crazy, I turned out to be mad Marie said she was twenty-three, but she didn't fool me She'd stick her tongue in my ear, she'd say "c'mere, Will you buy my friends beer..." She turned out to be crazy, it all happened so fast Before I knew we were saying "I do" And now she owns half my a** If I'd have only been thinking We could've only got tattooed She turned out to be crazy, I turned out to be screwed Eleanor was thirty-four, she had a husband She didn't want him anymore She had a plan, she'd get in bed, she'd call him in, And then I'd hit him on the head But she turned out to be crazy, though she kept it well hid And it turns out that to knock a guy out You gotta hit him harder than I did Now he's pressing charges They're back together and I'm out of luck She turned out to be crazy, I turned out to be stuck.