[Verse 1] If you're looking for somewhere to go Thought I'd take you to a movie show Sitting in the back and I'll jack you off I can't give you everything you want But I can take you to a restaurant If you're not hungry I'll jack you off If your man ain't no good Come on over to my neighborhood We can jump in the sack and I'll jack you off If you're tired of the masturbater Little girl, we can go on a date And if you like, I'll jack you off [Chorus] I'll jack you off, jack you off[x2] [Verse 2] I only do it for a worthy cause Virginity or menopause You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack you off If you really, really want to be a star We got to do it in your mamma's car Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack you off If we can't find no place to go Girl, I'll take you to a movie show, we can sit in the back And I'll jack you off [Chorus] [Bridge] Alright say, we'll put some funk on here I'll jack you off If you aren't chicken baby, come here If you're good I'll even let you steer As a matter of fact, you can jack me off Yeah, that's right [Chorus]