Dr. Feelgood - If Walls Could Talk lyrics

(bobby miller) If walls could talk then I'm sure you'd hear A whole lot of things that would make you cry, my dear So ain't you glad, ooh, ain't you glad That walls don't talk No they never talk If doors could tell who turned the knobs When he's away, working on his job Now ain't you glad, oh, you ought to be glad That doors don't talk No, they don't You know, if cars could say just who's been inside And exactly whom has been taken for a ride Now ain't you glad, I know you ought to be glad That cars don't talk Oh no, they don't talk - harmonica & guitar "duett" - If shoes could tell, tell where they've been When you claim that you were visiting a friend Now ain't you glad, oh ain't you glad That shoes don't talk No, they just walk Well, in a world of trouble we'd be if things ever told on me My love life would be through 'cos I'm guilty, how about you? If things ever talked that way Ain't no telling what they might say So ain't you glad, everybody ought to be glad That things don't talk I tell you, they don't talk about you Oh I'm so glad I'm so very glad That things don't talk ...?