Dr. Dre - Role Model (Clean) lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldn't want to answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus A hellspawn droppin' a stealth bomb Six mikes in The Source, they borrowed one from LL's arm You beef with me, I'm a even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your a** legally I get too funny off of twenty Nō-Dōz Hop on a snowboard and hit a tree harder than 'Sonny' Bono So if I said I never get buzzed That would mean I lie and get bu*t more than the president does Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I took her freakin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads Every girl I ever went out wit' has gone les' Follow me and do exactly what the song says Talk back, fake sick, get out of school, steal from people And don't think before you do somethin' that's illegal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' sk** Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the f** can I be white? I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Fry from an overload and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm 'posed to teach kids how to behave? [Hook 1] Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I slap women and eat 'shrooms, then O.D Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? [Verse 2] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been 'Ron' Gold Jumped behind the door, put the session on hold Did 'em both and smeared s**m on a white Bronco My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme-sayer That'll spray a Aerosol can up at the ozone layer My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm about as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother, are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone please explain to my brain That I just severed a main vein With a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sigh, either I'm fried or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her a** Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo hit, it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it [Hook 2] I came to the club drunk with a fake I.D Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I've been with ten women who got HIV Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I've got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably want to grow up to be just like me