Dr. Dre - My Name Is lyrics

[Produced by Dr. Dre] [Hook] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady [Intro] Excuse me! Can I have the attention of the cla** for one second? [Verse 1] Hi, kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try 'cid and get f**ed up worse than my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!" Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else ‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of gra**, and fall on my a** Faster than a fat b**h who sat down too fast Come here, s*ut! "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!" I don't give a f**, God sent me to piss the world off [Hook] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady [Verse 2] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends!" 99 percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doing d** and name it after her You know you blew up when the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, a**hole!" [Hook] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady [Verse 3] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (GET 'EM!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I coming or going? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, my palms too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk, I'll f** anything that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits! I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head I'm steaming mad and by the way, when you see my dad Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [Hook] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady