Dr. Dooom - Shopping List (skit) lyrics

the doctor dooom shopping list: Five cans of dcon roach spray, Two colors of shoe dye, White gloves, Four cans of calcan cat food, One chocolate yoohoo, A can of ajax, Clorox for the bone smells in the living room, Cat litter and a bag of onion rings for the dog, And two boxes of apple jacks and flintstone vitamins