[Intro] It was the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a Grinch was stirring, not even a mouse Sorry there was one creature Merry Christmas you filthy animals [Verse 1] Thank you for being a f** boy I'm glad to be your faith toy Nothing like saying you will see me faint Do it again baby, you made me cry Couple of more days and I'll be just fine No b**h, don't ask me why You know how much I love your shy Sugar, honey, ice tea I'm the baddest and you'll see Your ex-b**h can't f** with me Your next b**h is loafing me Taking all this [?] for days, another f**ing or your mate [Hook] You think you are a playboy Grow up you little schoolboy Yeah b**hes see me rolling I say I'm jingle balling [Verse 1] I want to f** you right now Like I'm Hefner's bunny I want to see those little green eyes light up like money You got your easys on and your off-white jacket So let me give you some advice Stop the nasty habits If you naughty or nice Santa won't give you the rabbit Baby pays right to be wise, then maybe you can have it Too many of them star boys want to lick my cherry Put the crown on me like I'm the queen of all the ferries No need to try to impress me Don't even try to undress me I play by my rules, so shut up you fool Cuz I've got my Gucci My Louboutins just choose me Don't ever touch my p**y Unless you bad and bouji Bouji, bouji, bouji, bouji, bouji, bouji, bouji [Hook] You think you are a playboy Grow up you little schoolboy Yeah b**hes see me rolling I say I'm jingle balling Balling, balling, balling, balling, balling