CHORUS My In-laws are Outlaws and my home life is in a mess I'm gonna' call up the High Sheriff and get them all up under arrest Now your sister likes to meddle, she's in everybody's dirt If she'd mind her own business, her own damn life would work CHORUS Your brother steady gambles, and loses all the time Once he's lost his own money, he want to loose with mine CHORUS Now your mama likes to trouble, she always cause a fuss If she rode the Greyhound, the dog would leave the bus CHORUS SPOKEN You mama is so mean, she stand on a railroad line - freight train take a dirt road Your mama? Yes, I did say she had a kind face. The kind of face you want to throw a brick at Stump jumping fools, everyone of them