Doug Anthony All Stars - There is Nothing Like a Dame lyrics

We've got sunlight on the sand, We've got moonlight on the sea. We've got mangoes and bananas, You can pick right off the tree. We've got volleyball and pingpong, A lot of fancy games. What ain't we got? We ain't got dames. There is nothing like a dame, Nothing in the world. There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame. We feel restless We feel blue. We feel lonely and we feel grief. We feel every kind of feeling except the feeling of relief. We feel as hungry as the wolf did when he meet Red Riding Hood. What don't we feel? We don't feel good. There are no books like a dame, and nothing looks like a dame. There are no drinks like a dame, and nothing hates like a dame. Nothing acts like a dame, or attracts like a dame. There isn't a man here who cannot be cured by putting him near A girlie, womanly, female, feminine dame. Nothing else is built the same, Nothing in the world has a soft and wavy frame, That is anything like the silhouette of a dame. A girlie, womanly, female, feminine..... Is this s**ist? No mate, it's beer! Dame! LIKE A DAME!