Ah, ah, ah [Chorus] Please get out of the toilet my man Hell no, I'm doing d** Please get out of the toilet my man Oh no, let me do my d** Came to the disco with half a gram of go go Cut with baking soda Saw my girl with the one kiss curl She's a pusher, I think you know her Got my straw, found my score Now just give me a few minutes more [Chorus] Tweedledum and Tweedledee There's a mushroom growin' inside of me A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small You're so tiny, I'm so tall Who are you, don't you ask You're just a pain in the looking gla** [Chorus] You can find romance or piss in your pants (Tweedledum and Tweedledee) Let's leave it up to fate, mate (There's a mushroom growin' inside of me) You're a drunken bore (A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small) So let's lock the door (You're so tiny, I'm so tall) Let me get this line straight (Who are you, don't you ask) I've been waiting all night (You're just a pain in the looking gla**) To powder my nose Lord don't stop me, Thar she blows [Chorus] Ah, ah, ah D d d d d d d d d d d Drugs