Double J - Woodchuck lyrics

[Chorus: repeat 4X] How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? (I don't know!) [Verse One] The question is how much wood could I chuck What you really wanna know is how much do I f** Yo, cause when it comes to skins I know how to work this I get more by accident than n***as get on purpose So any honey that thinks she can stick with I got a lot to share so prepare to get dicked with Spread 'em (here they go) got 'em The mission is to pound the p**y until I hit rock bottom I'm like a hawk that's out {?} to stalk I f** you so hard, I leave your p**y with stretch marks See they call me Mr. Woodchuck I got a certified {?} that says I give a good f** [Verse Two] I hunt c*nt like a Bounty I'm the quicker picker upper Don't want the itty bitty titty committee I want a D-cupper I can talk softly but I carry a big dick Knockin pussies off, so you better dig quick The master long laster, be doin it nastily In this wacky f**in mix, you can call me Dick Dastardly Hard act to follow when I hit the funky hollow Yes I cum for you to swallow get more HOOOO than the Apollo Take my dick and I'm far shovin it, taxin like the government Givin some b**hes stitches, but mostly just be lovin it Got some rope, and a smoke, and your a** is on target No wholesale or retail got that p**y on the black market [Chorus] [Verse Three: Double J] Yo, far as p**y n***a please, I bend more knees I squeeze a skeeze and do away with the dick tease You can't f** you little s**er, no dick control All dick and no balls a** motherf**er Chuck wood damn good, who's done I got ten dick fingers for all my b**hes to choose one Talkin 'bout you woodchuckin and can't spell it I just got out some a**, here's my dick, come smell it b**hes love it when I shove it so shut the heck up I f** so good, they come back for a weekly checkup It gets better and better as they get wetter and wetter Double J in this game, I'm a double-header [Verse Four: Apache] How much wood could a woodchuck, I f** 'til the p**y's done Come, life's a b**h then you f** one I stay horny, try to hide I'll find ya Born to f**, I see more p**y than a pantyliner I bust nuff nuts, they claim you cum too quick I'm too thick and you're quick to lie on your dick I'm addicted a fiend call me punani don Your mack lax, I get more p**y than a tampon I get hot, hit the spot, watch her temperature boil I'm a wild child, I f** like I'm drillin for oil I hit bottom I got 'em, f** the pros and cons When I die I want my dick bronzed [Chorus] [Verse Five: Vinnie] When I s** ya I'm Hugh Hefner, play ya like Fonzarelli Lookin gooder this summer cause my dick won't fail me f**in up the world I make you scream wolf calls Pushin livers in your throat cause my dick's that tall I wanna ho that can go cause I throw well So I can take her to the Vin Helmsley hotel You better hope the rubber holds, one baby bullsh** I'm makin triplets, pushin for four to make a quartet How long? Real long, my name ain't stubby I f** 'em all short tall small thin thick or chubby So come and chuck me I'm good to the last stroke And watch that p**y go home in a sling [Verse Six: Treach] Here comes the longer stronger don for you limp dick sh**sacks Cause I'm the motherf**er that wear golden jim hats Quicker career f**er upperer With the stiff stuff that I'm cuttin up, for long to go up in her Everytime I knocked it tip blown You think I needed a bigger shoe the way they call me foot long I hit a hoochie with the whole weight, the whole plate Cause when I break ya, make I wake the whole state Stretchin them guts from the backside All I say is timber them dem spread that a** wide My dick get the Grammy, word to Sammy I f** you from here to Mi-ami-ami [Chorus]