Double J - Tonto lyrics

[20 second skit between Apache and a girl] [Apache] Ladies listen close, run quick fast pronto This is a song about my dick, his name is Tonto That's my dick's name, I gave it a nickname No time to dance off wit'cha pants, let's play a quick game Of hide the salami, who'll be the first to drop How many licks does it take to get the center of my Tonto pop I heard you'll do anything to meet rap stars What would you do for this Klondike bar? Don't smile, I f** wild, you wanna slow'er up When I finish you'll be "cuckoo!" for Cocoa Nuts Not a ball there's more of the rough stuff f** so hard you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" I've got a, little dick, but once it's inside It's about this big but about THIS wide I rip your tummy honey, you want money that's funny First let me tempt your tummy with the taste of my Nuts'n'Honey Hard as a brick, promise not to cum quick I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick [Hook - repeat 2X] My dick, my dick! {*repeat 3X*} Myyyyyyyyyy dick! [Apache] Got a Superwoman's p**y, my dick's the Kyrptonite Come get f**ed from your a**hole to your appetite I'm a f**er not a fighter come get your clit rocked Rip your p**y off, give it back to you in a ziplock I'm real quick to throw a fit over big tits Tasty like Diet Coke, I'll s** 'em "just for the taste of it" (Do you eat p**y?) HELL NO! (That's f**ed up, why?) I don't eat sh** that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die I hope you're strictly dickly, I'm hard as cement I like to f** long strong hard and frequent I like to bend 'em, run up in 'em, I'm not generous I specialize in doin damage to your uterus I pound the p**y with a fierce ambition Don't speak, I'm a freak with the meat in position I love orgies, I'm horny, it's fun time I like to f** at least two at one time Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick [Hook] [Apache] That's my n***a if he got bigger he'd be my bigga n***a 6 foot 3, maybe a quarter of an inch bigger I'll figure Since you're wet, get set to give me that My dick so big I use a skully for a jimmy hat Tonto's a Tec-9, my nuts are the two clips While I bone and ya moan as I pinch ya nips Which is the reason the girls are always grabbin It's back to the crib for some of that CABIN STABBIN-AH I got pull, I'm not the fool that's in a back sleep I keep you warmer than the wool on a Black Sheep It's hereditary, so honey let your drawers drop This dick was pa**ed down from my pops and his pops Check the ho pro, bend over and grab your ankles Or remind me, I might forget to say thank you Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick [Hook]