Dory Previn - The New Enzyme Detergent Demise Of Ali Macgraw lyrics

Mine was a Wednesday d**h One afternoon At approximately three-fifteen I gave up and died And nobody cried Mine was a bloodless d**h Not grim Not gory More like Ali Macgraw's new enzyme Detergent demise in "love story" Neat and tidy Unlike Christ's on Friday Friends were fooled By the fact I still breathed And I spoke And I smiled And I lied In my handy dandy Imitation life disguise kit I sent away for it The styrofoam face Fits so neatly in place With the pre-recorded voice Of your choice And it almost sounds read It's a guaranteed deal And you don't feel a thing And you can teach it to sing And all your friends Are deceived And nobody grieves Mine was a Wednesday d**h One afternoon At approximately three-fifteen I was quietly Laid to rest And nobody guessed A handy disposable heart Marks time in a plastic breast And so it goes And nobody knows I am Non Bio-degradable.