Dory Previn - I Ain't His Child lyrics

My daddy says I ain't his child Ain't that something Ain't that wild Daddy says I ain't his child Ain't that something Wild My hair is curly My freckles are tan Could my daddy be The garbage man My legs are stumpy My fingers are short Like my Uncle Will Who is the Bowling sport My eyes are slanty Like Mister Woo Hey Mister laundryman Is it you I'm ugly as Steve With the big moustache But mama says Poles Are a piece of trash Hey Anybody I might Have missed Would you care to state That I exist I ain't quite sure What it is I did To make him swear That I ain't His kid But he told mama And she told me Back when I was Just about three She felt my face And she Kind of smiled And she said He say You ain't my child My daddy says I ain't his child Ain't that something Ain't that wild Daddy says I ain't his child Ain't that Something Wild Ain't that Something Wild