Dory Previn - Coldwater Canyon lyrics

Coldwater coldwater canyon He said he wanted to know her He had this place in the canyon He said he wanted to show her Coldwater coldwater canyon He said in a dulcet tone Let's go to my place in the canyon Where we can be alone Well he had a bed that was covered With tiger skin It was a non-ecological scene And she felt so scared 'cause its teeth were bared And its smile Was righteously mean He had a water mattress And a vibrating pillow Designed for decreasing the tension He had a stereo set In the headboard yet And it was featuring The fifth dimension High In a nook on the opposite wall Disguised in a driftwood frame Compatible color tv Tuned to channel three Showing "hunchback of notre dame" And a huge aquarium With neon lights She was quite taken back By the sharks And a myna bird She distinctly hearts Making absolutely Rude remarks Coldwater coldwater canyon He said he wanted to know her He had this place in the canyon He said he wanted to show her Coldwater coldwater canyon He said in a dulcet tone Let's go To my place in the canyon Where we Can be Alone Well Ain't it great he said To be all alone? Oh it's a young girl graduate's wish But then the room went blank When she looked at the tank And saw a fish Eat another fish And the hunchback rang Those notre dame bells And the bird yelled something risque About balloon ascension While the fifth dimension Rendered up up up up up Up up and away He had His headphones on And he was gettin' it off He had an amy popper in his nose So he never did see her Leave the room He never did hear the Screen door close And she ran ran wild Like a paranoid child And nothing was aware Of her flight Except the eye Of the sleeping sky And the ear Of the infinite Still and silent night Coldwater coldwater canyon Poor baby she should have known Coldwater coldwater canyon You got not grace If you go no place To be Alone