i want [10x] make my list , check my list , prime time click we gon do it lyk dis . need a pretty , fine , yellow bone , thick . to amped up w her hair _____ . [Chorus] all i want for christmas is a bunch of b**hes under my tree sorted for the smallest to the thickest and i dont want no drama from my baby momma . oh i want [6x] thats all i want . i want Keisha Cole , or a look-a-like if not that well thn get me right its probly one of Tyra Banks models i can freak with or a my size Beyonce doll i can sleep with . I dont wnt a laptop , no , i want a lap dance upside down , what?! , on a hand-stand from a lesbo and her girlfriend . _________ with the double ___ twins . i want the fresh prince age 25 me alone and a stripper a** naked with some heels on , or a plus size chick so thick with an a** so big you would think she need a bigger thong . Mrs. Santa Claus , but not chubby . i want me a freak , but she cant be ugly . face lyk Mya , a** lyk buffy with boy shorts on sayn 'Mrs. Yehh Buddy" [Chorus] i wanna wake up christmas morning with some weed in the bed . well i hope my baby girl aint peed in the bed . i love hood chicks but i want somethin different lyk Kim Kardash with some weave in the head . a bang grow milf and a desperate housewife that will let a niqqa cut lyk a new house knife . i wanna test measures from the toy you betta say lemme hit her with this motorcyle ____ pipe . man this true , i wana see somethin new lyk a west coast crip and a red dickie soon . this the D*O*double R the new tranporter . the new niqqa in tha hood to f** santa claus daughter . [Chorus]x2