Dorothy Parker - Story lyrics

"And if he's gone away," said she "Good riddance, if you're asking me I'm not a one to lie awake And weep for anybody's sake There's better lads than him about! I'll wear my buckled slippers out A-dancing till the break of day I'm better off with him away! And if he never come," said she "Now what on earth is that to me? I wouldn't have him back!" I hope Her mother washed her mouth with soap