Dorothea Lasky - I Am Eddie Murphy lyrics

Girl, I heard that you got a place Where you tell jokes, a la Eddie Murphy, 1985 But how do you do that I am Eddie Murphy I heard That you do wine tasting with Eddie Mruphy In the vineyard of Italia And I am confused I am not there I am Eddie Murphy I am snorting c**aine off of tanned Italian backsides While ten young men s** my gigantic dick For two hundred hours Do you eat a fine steak dinner with Eddie Murphy But I am still hungry And it is 4 am on the West side I am going home to my majestic marble linoleum I tell the jokes here And if you want to Come into my house Introduce yourself first Don't just go walking in And telling people you know them Or you are the one they have been waiting for They aren't waiting for anything I make royalties on my sort of thing I give them what they need We are brethren We are together This is not about you You write the punchline Go up in front of the crowd Say, I am the thing that makes you turn But honey It is a lie when you do it You are the person outside the house I am the one Gracious enough To let you in