The getaway gradmother's club is taking a trip (To Branson) Never been there before but they seen youtube clips (World wide web) My uncle Jerry says they're taking a bus (Greyhound) But they're taking some shrooms, so they ain't taking us They'll be shroomin' in Branson Taking a trip through the galaxy But it's not for you and me It's for the grammas The getaway gradmother's club is renting a suite (Red Roof) Don't need no breakfast buffet, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and stems) Their pupils get wide while they're playing them slots (Mind blend) And they won't call it a night until 7pm [Chorus x2] They'll be shroomin' in Branson Taking a trip through the galaxy But it's not for you and me It's for the grammas [MIDDLE 8 BREAK] All the lights be dancin' When they're shroomin' in Branson All the lights be dancin' When those Grannies (when they're shroomin') are shroomin' in Branson All the lights be dancin' When they're shrooming in Branson And the toad ? ? ? ? ? [Chorus x2] They'll be shroomin' in Branson Taking a trip through the galaxy But it's not for you and me It's for the grammas I heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith