Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared V lyrics

YELLOW GUY Hmm.... Something's different! DUCK GUY Hmm... Something's...missing.... YELLOW GUY Is it...this guy? BREAD Fish and chips! Steak and beef! Fish and eggs! Steak...eggs... [BREAD drops spoon] CAN Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry! Doo Doo Doo Doo! Lots of people get hungry! STEAK [poking DUCK GUY with a fork] That's your body! Hungry comes from your body! DUCK GUY Get off me. STEAK But, your body - it must-a have to be healthy! CAN What's that? A tasty snack! You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that! STEAK Greedy, to eat all that! You'll end up with your teeth all grey!! CAN Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! (+ STEAK) Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! Do it healthy! YELLOW GUY Food is talking! STEAK GUY! Let's get healthy now- [PHONE rings] ... DUCK GUY [answering the PHONE] Hello? STEAK You see, the body is like a special house With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms! Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement, ha ha! DUCK GUY What? STEAK Now, food goes in through the chimney (mouth!) And goes room to room! Greeting the different organs! YELLOW GUY Hello! STEAK Now, the good healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs! And so is invited to stay! For a party! STEAK AND CAN Yay! STEAK But, the bad, not healthy foods are very rude! And must leave through the cat-flap! CAN Rude! DUCK GUY That doesn't make sens- CAN Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! (+) STEAK Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! You'll be healthy! [PHONE rings] CAN What's that? A tasty snack! You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that! STEAK Greedy, to eat all that! You'll end up with your gums all grey! DUCK GUY But...something's...wrong! CAN Exactly! How do we know which foods are the healthy ones to eat? STEAK Well, that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape! Choosing normal, plain looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic keep the body ticking over just nicely! Isn't that right? DUCK GUY I need to go! CAN Wait! What's this? STEAK Fancy, show-up-y foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk! CAN Ugh! STEAK These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail. Oh no! Look, it's all broken and on the floor! FRIDGE Everything tastes great! Maybe we should wait- DUCK GUY No! FRIDGE Before we put it on the plate! DUCK GUY Enough!! FRIDGE Or it could be too late!! DUCK GUY I don't wanna do this anymore!! ... CAN What's that? A pizza slice? You're better off with plain white sauce! STEAK What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey! FRIDGE Does it matter? Just throw it away! Why not try something else on your tray? STEAK What's that? A lovely pie? But you're gonna end up sad inside. CAN Ugh, sad inside? ... FRIDGE Everyone has their teeth go grey! Just eat yeast, and it'll go away! STEAK But, how much have you had today? Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey! CAN How about some onion paste? Looks like fun! Have a taste! STEAK That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate! (+) STEAK and FRIDGE [increasing in volume] A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate!...