Don't Flop - Ogmios vs Matter (Round Two) lyrics

[Ogmios] Yo, greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings Greetings to you It's good to chat Did you know Matter is bald, keep it under your hat Nah bruv, keep it under your had Because there's good bald, and there's bad bald And I don't even really know what that's called But it's cool, but this has to stop 'Cos are you realy one of us or not? Are you ashamed of hair that you haven't got? But you need to end this lie You can't wear a hat for the rest of your life Listen, there's more than three seconds of light But together, we can let it shine It'll be a splendid sight Let it breathe, let it see the light Don't fight, I know Tekken 5 Alright bruv, it's cool It's cool, it's cool don't get all autistic on me bruv 'Cos you can't Matter, he's not a conscious rapper He's a nonsense chatter, a construct, a blagger Same old flow and basic jokes Against Fredo - racist jokes Against The Saurus - face jokes Against Pamflit - gay jokes Against every man it's gay jokes Calling everybody a f*ggot doesn't make you seem more straight It just makes you seem even more fake Like today, if you'd seen Two-Can you'd probably dap him up and say 'respect' And then turn around and whisper 'f*ggot', under your breath 'Cos you're a spineless hater, that can't back what you said You're as real as that mic tattooed on the back of your neck And the only thing illustrated when that ink seeped Is your love for the culture is only skin deep So how is this guy reckoned to be a title contender? He's just got a nice record - vinyl collector If I was the selector, you wouldn't get a sniff I'd be telling the director I'm editing a script With a Sopranos twist, just to dead this character 'Cos after Tony k**s Chris, that's then end of the Matter I'll save you from a life of being a crackhead in the ghetto Or I'll k** you, and expose your baldness like Ralphy Cifaretto Okay, you can be Tony, Blundetto The one that got shot if you follow the story I'm saying you'll never get that top spot, you'll always do poorly And you'd be right, Eurgh if you said, 'Sorry Mark We need something a bit more exciting for this story, Ark And I'm sorry, Mark, cos your stock's dropping fast I'm leap frogging past You'll be forgotten - past That washed up fart that nobody casts Since Oggy last put you in a body cast And don't get stroppy Mark This is London bruv We start the riots you just copy us