It's not a gag it's not a hoax Its a series of very serious jokes I can't wait to get a job and lease a Honda, a Honda But Rhonda oh Rhonda Well she's my bride and she resides Just outside Redondo Beach Where I will go to hide from all my dreams At the end of the day All the problems I have just fade away When she raps around me like an anaconda, -aconda Rhonda oh Rhonda She's my bride oh yeah she'll be mine Just outside Redondo Beach Where I will go to hide from all my dreams She also sells me weed She's all I need Oh Rhonda Why don't you just love me?