One day a funny kind of man Came walking down this street He wore a shoe upon his head And hats upon his feet He raised the shoe and smiled at me His manners were polite But never had I seen before Such a funny sounding sight He said, "Allow me to present Your highness with a rose" An taking out a current bun He held it ti his nose Staggered back against the wall And the I answered, "Well I never saw a rose with such A funny looking smell" He the began to sing a song And sat down on the ground You never heard in all your life Such a funny feeling sound "My friend, why do you wear 2 hats upon your feet?", I said He turned the other way about And hopped on his head