Let me tell you ‘bout the worst little boy in school Just loved breaking the golden rule He's always got mischief on his mind Stays in trouble, y'all All the time Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do next? You'll be coming to school The worst little pest Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do? The whole neighborhood is talking ‘bout you Thought you had the teacher fooled But yesterday, she caught on to you Copying your homework from Mary Jane You had to stay after school and do it over again Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do next? Johnny coming to school is the worst little pest Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do? The whole neighborhood is talking ‘bout you. If you don't stop throwing those spitballs You're gonna flunk yourself again this fall If you ain't pulling some little girl's hair You got your pet frogs jumping everywhere Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do next? You put a bad apple on the teacher's desk Hey, little Johnny What'cha gonna do next? You put some gum on the principal's chair Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do next? You'll be coming to school Is the worst little pest Hey, little Johnny Whatcha gonna do next? The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you.