[Intro: MC Santa Claus (Little Train The Elf)] Ho, ho, ho Oh, Little Train, my little elf, another great Christmas (Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring. Same thing every year) So let's have a funky Christmas! [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Verse 1: New Kids On The Block] New Kids on the Block Let's rock It's Christmas time We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme Danny D, are you ready? Ready as I'll ever be Steady—you know Joey Joe is ready! Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on We got a funky, funky Christmas going on [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Verse 2: Jordan Knight] Funky Christmas and a funky new year I swear, we got ourselves a party here Girls on the floor Knows our posse at the door Should I stop? Nah—cool, here's more Of this song, a funky Christmas melody Cause Jordan K feels so Christmas-y Throw your hands in the air...pause Kick the ballistics, Santa Claus! [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Verse 3: Joe McIntyre] Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe St. Nick by the fireplace Dusting off his beard with a frown on his face He said hey—I said what—he said you—I said what He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my bu*t So now I've learned You've got to turn The fireplace down so santa won't get burned [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Bridge: Little Train The Elf (MC Santa Claus)] Yo, MC Santa, you didn't know my boy Donnie could play percussion, did you? (I didn't have a clue!) Yeah, get busy, Donnie! [Drum solo] Yeah! Uh-huh (Hey, check this out Little Train...) G'head (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho, ho—break it down!) [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Verse 4: Danny Wood] Slippin' and slidin' through the city streets Of Beantown, gettin' down to the Christmas beat It's Danny D—I'm here with Christmas cheer No feeling to end the party of the year It's going I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing It's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Verse 5: Donnie Wahlberg (Joe McIntyre)] It's Christmas—can you swing this? (Yeeeah!) Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas List, do you dig this? (Boyeee!) There ain't no twist Just something you wish for and you almost missed Huh! Funky Christmas And a happy new year, how could you be booing it With Donnie D doin' it? [Chorus: New Kids On The Block] Have a funky, funky Christmas Have a funky, funky Christmas [Outro: MC Santa Claus (Little Train The Elf)] Ho, ho, ho This is the MC Santa Claus and my elf, Little Train (Yeah, merry Christmas, merry Christmas) We gonna kick the ballistics of our christmas wishes Where's My List? (Yo, it's right here) (Northside Posse) Oh, yes, yes (Lou) Funky Christmas! (Maurice Starr and his brother Michael) Oh, such a nice boy (Yeah, Posse B) Oh, Biscuit, Andre, Butch, Johnny (Uh, Scott) Oh, he's a great boy (Def Duo) Oh, they Def! They def (John and Jerry A) Oh, such nice boys (Yo, merry merry, merry Christmas...) And a funky New Year! (...man!) Word It's getting cold out here (Yo man, yo, get all them reindeers and let's bust out of here) Word let's get Peace (Peace)