Hey girl, I betcha, there's someone out to get ya You'll find him anywhere, on a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store He'll say "excuse me, haven't I seen you somewhere before?" Rap-a-rap-a-rap, they call him the Rapper Rap, rap, rap, know what he's after So he starts his rappin', hoping something will happen He'll say he needs you, a companion, a girl he can talk to He's made up his mind, he wants someone to sock it to He's made an impression, so he makes a suggestion Come up to my place, for some coffee, or tea, or me He's got you where he wants you, girl you gotta face reality Rap, rap, rap, call him the Rapper