Don Scragjon - Inspector Morse lyrics

[Verse 1 - A2Z] My mind is a ship and it's on rough sea's And I'm afraid the voices in my head are staging a mutiny See I wake up in the night shaking, covered in sweat Because I'm hearing voices in the dark whispering threats They're telling me that if I go back to sleep, they're gonna kneel on my chest And put their hands around my throat and slowly choke me to d**h I'm what you might call, a troubled individual I can't define the line between reality and fictional I find that I'm unstable and I'm highly unpredictable They put me in this crazy house and labled me a criminal That was a mistake, they didn't know that I'd take my revenge on anybody with the wrath of an earthquake The next day there was a tag on my cell mates feet They took him out in a body bag, the parts I didn't eat I guess the guards didn't hear the racket Or just didn't think that I could k** a man, whilst wearing a straight jacket I don't see people, I see food I'm like Hannibal Lector, only I don't just eat the rude If I could just inject a little, hot sauce, into you I guarantee that you would be next on my menu Cause it pleases me to hear the screams of abductee's when they see they'll be served with cheesey beans If it seems like there's hope of escape, don't hold your breath b**h Pipe down, back in your cage Before I bring a lead pipe down, onto your face It's high time that you thought about accepting your fate, that My stomachs gonna be your final resting place [Hook] On the case like Inspector Morse, running blades across your face dissect your corpse Chin check ya who*e Who's next? Of course, Inspector Morse, Inspector Morse Rhyme Molesters on the case like Inspector Morse, running blades across your face dissect your corpse Kick down your door, break necks and jaws Inspector Morse, Inspector Morse [Verse 2 - King Splinta] I awaken, one way acid trips I'm taking Chilling in my lair with Satan The Devil's advocate, employer and salesman Who's strangling himself whilst he's masturbating I spread my plague like bubonic, I'm psychotic Step up to the plate and shatter the tectonic The lyrical, physical, egotistical abusive Selling tenner bags of anthrax to school kids I've got the mind sake, the insane appreciate Seeming all normal 'til it's way far too late Pain gets me excited, the opposite of righteous First degree murdering, blood colder than nitrous I'm deadlier than silence, a sweet tooth for violence My presence is evident from the long line of flee and spiders A touch of Midas, the reason for evil dreams My demons are scared to sleep cause I creep, beneath the sheets yeah The living nightmare, you wake up, I'm still here Look into my eyes and realise your true fears I'm sorry dear you can't compare my lack of care Laughing in your face as I throw you down sets of stairs And taste your tears, yeah I'm human vermin I made it to the grave and I'm still turning and spitting verses A country curses are summoning thick fog I'm picking up the scent and I strike like attack dogs I'm poison like lead, my pupils are black and red One oh four Oxbridge, the house of the dead Yeah I've no remorse, possessed corpse, satanic forcer Inject my venom and let nature take its course It's simple and plain, I'm ten steps beyond insane f** Voldemort, I'm the one who must not be named I crush your faith and bread hate, no gimmicks It's too late to save face when I spit sulphuric [Hook] On the case like Inspector Morse, running blades across your face dissect your corpse Chin check ya who*e Who's next? Of course, Inspector Morse, Inspector Morse Rhyme Molesters on the case like Inspector Morse, running blades across your face dissect your corpse Kick down your door, break necks and jaws Inspector Morse, Inspector Morse [Verse 3 - Don Scragjon] Yo it's the Keswick strangler, the human wrangler Who won't untangled ya whilst you be gagging for your last breath I'm bringing a swift d**h, the human body part chef Leaving ya deaf, hammer ligaments to mangle ya And when you feel these black gloves clutch, survival chances ain't much when every neck is soft to the touch Ain't no such, thing as leaving alive and breathing you strive Doubtless I drive, until you dive into the abyss Picture this, you're on the floor screaming probably dreaming of the things that you'll miss It ain't seeming like you're getting out of this one chump Feeling your blood pump, another innocent body I gotta dump As breath starts to cease, peace in my mind I'm looking round on the ground, in case for evidence for police to find Your heart stops, I'm taking ya back Downing a can of Bogaty Smak cause I gotta be getting this mind on track The murder game ain't got the strangler shook Thinking about all these Tech jackets that I musta took I'm offing clowns around town for Rab Down's Causing nuff pain for North Face and Montain These hands flex around necks for Gore-tex You're turning up dead, in anything with hydro-static head Enter my abode, I'm slicing bones with iron Got this disposable game sown and yo I ain't even trying Around here, people can dissappear everyday But for the victims that I slay it's paramount that it stays this way It ain't complex maths, no need for charts or graphs Slicing up bodies and entering 'em into acid baths Body dissolved, pouring out the pink paste into a lake Leaving no trace of the human waste So next time, you're thinking of taking a nice stroll You better be watching your back before you're added to that d**h toll