[Devin the Dude] The briar patch No don't throw me in the briar patch You can cut off all my toes but not the briar patch You can fill me full of holes but not the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Please don't put me in the briar patch You can season and cook me but not the briar patch For me no one would ever look off in the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Don't throw me in I hop, I jump, I skip through the rubble Yo, me ain't looking for trouble I was just trying to get to the other end, I never been Maybe then I can tell my friends how it is. I've been Searching for someone to help me, maybe you can But it's hard to tell you how I feel when you got a knife in your hand You can carve me, tie me up and starve me Put me on the grill, still nothing can harm me Like the briar patch Don't chunk me in What kind of luck would I have then? Wait a minute man, before you put me in it use the gun That you got, a couple of bullets, I'll be finished – done Or hey, I can help you find a pot Help you build a fire, help you get it good and hot Well, unless you like to eat me cold You can but oh no Please don't throw me in The briar patch No don't throw me in the briar patch You can cut off all my toes but not the briar patch You can fill me full of holes but not the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Please don't put me in the briar patch You can season and cook me but not the briar patch For me no one would ever look off in the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Don't throw me in You's an ugly motherf**er, dog, I just call it like I see it And your breath is like d**h, if you don't like it so be it I get mistreated by others if you cut for me or not Slice off my toes if that's how it goes I really don't give a f** If all of this belongs to you, do what you do, go ‘head But throw me in the briar's patch and you'll never see so much red I bled from less than just trespa**ing cuz, I'm just asking for a favor Excuse my rude behavior I'm just trying to savor the flavor of the fruit I just picked And if you don't like it, you can s** my dick But what you don't do is throw me in the briar patch and then I'm through Come on man, can't we call a truce Can we do somethin about it before people end up crying and shoutin and poutin Man, come on man, now that would really hurt … The briar patch No don't throw me in the briar patch You can cut off all my toes but not the briar patch You can fill me full of holes but not the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Please don't put me in the briar patch You can season and cook me but not the briar patch For me no one would ever look off in the briar patch Don't throw me in the briar patch Don't throw me in