Dolly Parton - I've Been Married Just as Long as You Have lyrics

Last night you went out again with what you said was your best friend You say you need some time away from me The sun was high when you got in But not as high as you had been And I wonder how you would act If I'd done just the way I please I've been married just as long as you have And I get tired of the same old things just the same as you have Well let me tell you this big boy When you go out for a night of joy You better start takin' me along Or you'll be singin' a different song For I've been married just as long as you have While I'm workin' hard all day You run around and spend my pay You entertain your friends at my expense But you cry and carry on When I do something on my own And you accuse with lack of evidence I've been married just as long as you have And I get tired of the same old things just the same as you have So let me tell you this sweetheart I figure I'd done my part So don't get cute and get so smart I'll tell you this before you start I've been married just as long as you have Spoken: That's pretty good awhile Honey you're the cat I've spent nine lives with I know you had, you ain't spent no time at home You're running around all over town You're here there and everywhere Well if I could stand you long enough I might stay at home a little more You'd move so fast an umbrella bend your way honey if it was raining Oh boy now ain't that cute If your heart was as big as your mouth You'd give everything we owned away But I love you you little devil So don't you ever take off now leave me here to myself I'll hit you right in the... I wouldn't I wouldn't trust you with yourself I'll hit you right in the mouth with my mouth honey and it'll go (kissing sound) You will? Golly On a day, you'll look like you'd had the mumps By the time I'm done with you Why don't you do it now I ain't had the... Here I go...(kissing sounds) Golly I'll get you in my next brew, ah ha ha